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wood
1. (Wood) (2415↑, 406↓)
Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

2. (Wood) (1244↑, 243↓)
an erect penis.

"dude, i got morning wood\!"

Author: daniel knight http://wood.urbanup.com/174508
3. (wood) (874↑, 314↓)
What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)

Author: demanding change http://wood.urbanup.com/3069993
4. (wood) (598↑, 240↓)
An erect penis

Damn, i've got wood\!

5. (Wood) (469↑, 180↓)
Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails

Author: chap your lady http://wood.urbanup.com/309288
6. (Wood) (226↑, 86↓)
The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

Author: Devil May Cry http://wood.urbanup.com/190447
7. (wood) (99↑, 83↓)
a term used to show respect or fellowship among white prison inmates, ex-cons and rednecks; peckerwood; whiteboy.

"its tough in prison. you have to be hard, wood."

8. (Wood) (80↑, 70↓)
comes from trees

purdyful trees

Author: Winnie The Shit http://wood.urbanup.com/370826
9. (Wood) (27↑, 19↓)
1. Something you get from a tree, if you looked up wood for this definition you sir are an [idiot]. 2. An erect penis, also known as [hard], and [boner]. Something Jessica Alba gives you.

1. Lets cut the tree to get some firewood 2. My girlfriend just gave me wood.

Author: Im the guy who wrote wood. http://wood.urbanup.com/4179153
10. (wood) (25↑, 23↓)
the hard stuff thats on trees.

I went outside and found some wood on my tree.

11. (Wood) (8↑, 7↓)
To wood, is to jam ones manhood in the door\!.

chris jammed his wood in the door

12. (Wood) (4↑, 3↓)
In the sales industry wood = a horrible lead where the prospect was a total loser and had no intentions of buying anything. They may have been broke or just a total ass looking to waste the salespersons time.

Hey how was that lead? It was total wood\!

13. (Wood) (39↑, 38↓)
short for "peckerwood" this is a term used to describe a white boy.

Looks like a wood to me

14. (wood) (4↑, 5↓)
fast food or food that you ate that wasn't very good but you consumed it because you were hungry

McDonald's food used to be good when i was a kid but when i got older i realized that it was some wood.

15. (wood) (68↑, 69↓)
When an album fails to sell enough copies to become certified Gold or Platinum (or Silver where it applies).

That new 50 cent cd is commercial garbage, if America had any taste, it would go wood.

16. (wood) (104↑, 105↓)
1 Syn. Marijuana;weed;pot 2 Erection

"I broke down all the wood to roll the blunt."

17. (Wood) (2↑, 4↓)
Something you just got from reading this definition.

"Man, those gave me some big wood." \woodYour dad, on looking over his old [Playboy]s

Author: Dohayecarumbadoh http://wood.urbanup.com/5767427
18. (wood) (3↑, 5↓)
hard woody

I get a woody in the morning

Author: blackwaterray http://wood.urbanup.com/5652274
19. (Wood) (4↑, 6↓)
The description of ones arousal or excitement

Man im really wood right now

Author: Tiberious hoo ha http://wood.urbanup.com/5037970
20. (wood) (8↑, 10↓)
an Abbreviation for the cigar 'backwood' used to smoke weed with

Yo dog i got sum weed lets get a wood

21. (Wood) (3↑, 8↓)
Gay, and/or Homo-sexual

Adam Lambert is so Wood.

Author: DownTheRabbitHole http://wood.urbanup.com/5132854
22. (wood) (46↑, 51↓)
A slang term used in the South for unpotent, normal, weed; or "schwag" if you may.

"Man that was some fuckin wood. I dont even think i got high."

Author: THE WILSONATOR http://wood.urbanup.com/2228655
23. (Wood) (21↑, 26↓)
White in Jail... Pecker wood *maybe* . Caucasian mail in the County Jail, Prison, (hard white boy) (white gangster) skin- skin head white supreamasist maybe* *refers to whit as brothers.

Hey brother come join the wood pile. Look theres more woods in here. '

Author: BeAr ArcaDia WhiTe BOyZ http://wood.urbanup.com/372194
24. (Wood) (3↑, 9↓)
questioning for object, read by western cowboys.

Wood the fuck is your problem

Author: Melancholykills http://wood.urbanup.com/4169845
25. (wood) (22↑, 28↓)
Abbreviation for peckerwood. White boy.

A mexican jumped up from the shadows and told me there were no [wood] beds available.

26. (wood) (16↑, 23↓)
Having an advantage over the competition, 60's muscle car term.

"I've got the wood all over that guys Chevy" "That car has got the wood all over the competition"

27. (Wood) (26↑, 35↓)
Derogatory term for caucasian. Ususlly used while incarcerated.

- In Los Angeles county them South siders usually be lookin' out da woods. - Yeah I'm posted up in the day room wit dis wood, but he cooler dan a motha fucka.

28. (Wood) (16↑, 25↓)
cock

Get off my wood\!

29. (Wood) (45↑, 54↓)
Slang for a genitailia

William said to Sally "Suck my wood\!" and Sally ran away crying

Author: HomeyG-Funk http://wood.urbanup.com/107349
30. (Wood) (12↑, 26↓)
What George gets in the mornings

Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face

31. (wood) (12↑, 27↓)
Used as having the same meaning as money.

Man, $450,000 for a house? That's a lot of wood\!

32. (wood) (15↑, 31↓)
A word that distinguishes a potent, well tasting type of weed (Krypto) with a more less potent type of weed (Regs)

Fuck that, i dont smoke that wood

33. (wood) (7↑, 24↓)
another name for Angel dust, or PCP

yo... Lets go to Forest park, Brian is there and hes got nice dimes of wood.

34. (Wood) (4↑, 22↓)
What George Bush offered John Kerry a cut of

. . . [Need some wood?] . . .

Author: RHS Student http://wood.urbanup.com/860068
35. (wood) (19↑, 37↓)
a skateboard

Dude, nice wood

Author: tyler kennedy http://wood.urbanup.com/381049
36. (WOOD) (7↑, 26↓)
To be someone so great that everyone in the surrounding environment seethes with jealousy.

Wow, that person sure is like wood. Hey, I wish I could be wood. Man, I hate that wood guy for being so awesome.

Author: TheOneAndOnlyWood http://wood.urbanup.com/1937405
37. (wood) (4↑, 23↓)
A man of extreme greatness. Usually found around a Shly or a Niko, who complete him. Usually found around the Shly more often, but when around Niko, crazy events will, and do, follow.

I love wood, and he's super cool.

Author: Nik the Snik http://wood.urbanup.com/1532415
38. (Wood) (4↑, 24↓)
more of an idea or a concept than a specific definition. Wood is that which is brought, thrown, delivered, lain or otherwise conveyed to members of the female gender. Many have claimed to bring the wood, or perport to bring the wood on certain ocasions. Persons who falsely contend that they are pervayers of wood are individuals of the lowest caliber. see [chotch]

you bringin' the wood tonight? Its already been broughten\!

Author: Taft Cardigan http://wood.urbanup.com/166765
39. (wood) (5↑, 25↓)
of HollyWood types. Famous and superior

Dude's wood, man. He's got wood written all over him. That wood guy is f'n great.

40. (Wood) (20↑, 41↓)
Synonym for weed

I just bought some wood to smoke.

41. (Wood) (5↑, 27↓)
A close freind. Specifically a dirty ass white boy who gropes your girlfriend, married female relatives, and you while extremely intoxicated. The next morning a Wood wakes up and claims to remember nothing after 9pm. In additon, a Wood requires an ass beating once a year. Usually this is done by a close friend.

Dude, Brad totally Wood me last night. That guy was acting like a Wood last night\!

42. (wood) (3↑, 28↓)
FOOD... whether it's good or bad (any kind of food).

Let's go to IHOP and get some wood.

43. (wood) (3↑, 32↓)
1) cool, rad, fab, awesome, niicee. 2) opposite of stale or boring.

"k so you girls really need to step your game up or some freshman is going to take your spot." "k, wood." (said sarcastically.) "she used to be so stale last year. but now she's all pop and wood and shit."

Author: Lisa and Liz http://wood.urbanup.com/1419505
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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